When my roommate stays in & I come home from the bar
Deciphering texts from my crush
When I hear my favorite show dropped in someone else's conversation
INT. LOCAL DIVE BAR. DAVE, 34 and pudgy, throws a pillow onto the bar stool and takes a seat. His friends look...
“Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I...”
Canada is funny.
You smell like nachos and you look stoned.